Goin’ bossa nova since Geocities.Tumblr (3.0; @killorn)http://killorn.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7z88iE0Xn1qijs7fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THIS IS MY DOG, Y’ALL</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cjbenninger.tumblr.com/post/28335642036/morty-the-tricerapug" target="_blank">cjbenninger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Morty the Tricerapug</p> </blockquote>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/28564827395http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/28564827395Thu, 02 Aug 2012 10:26:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvvepkYgmQ1qbocrho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Poppin’ fresh dong</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/13911162821http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/13911162821Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:46:32 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvve6tnUtf1qbocrho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Because a golf ball through a garden hose is so 2010.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/13910796319http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/13910796319Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:35:17 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvvdupTXoT1qbocrho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>That’s quite the combrover.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/13910550500http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/13910550500Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:28:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvvdmrk97T1qbocrho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I pity the drool!</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/13910384430http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/13910384430Wed, 07 Dec 2011 21:23:14 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsiv6fCnZk1qmmf7ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/11009785690http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/11009785690Mon, 03 Oct 2011 20:37:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsiks1FvxT1qbocrho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>For @jason_maybe.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10998708084http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10998708084Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:48:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7sqyIbYu1qbocrho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>More like cone of TRIUMPH.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10756985401http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10756985401Tue, 27 Sep 2011 21:06:34 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpny9dWqD1qbocrho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s not often you get to see the exact moment a child’s innocence is lost forever caught on film.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352586223http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352586223Sun, 18 Sep 2011 02:06:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpnftZpXi1qbocrho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I imagine she’ll be using her store credit on choke collars.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352420671http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352420671Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:55:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpn44Irl31qbocrho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Hours of fun for non-drowning cats as well.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352315340http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352315340Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:48:04 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpn1v9T0R1qbocrho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Darren is the only person that understands me.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352293604http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352293604Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:46:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpmxz1Rtd1qbocrho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It all waits for you, single women in your 40s.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352260083http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352260083Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:44:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpmuoajoJ1qbocrho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And bury in the backyard in terror, where they will dig themselves out by the light of the moon and murder you in your sleep.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352230143http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352230143Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:42:24 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpmrzrdox1qbocrho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oyster Bar Stew is a whooole nother kind of dish that men like.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352205806http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352205806Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:40:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpmdlmKZo1qbocrho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Way more concerned about the placement of the door than I am the ginger in the man-sized diapie.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352076264http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352076264Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:32:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpm9n8tUS1qbocrho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I will forego the obvious “Pussy Wagon” joke in favor of pointing out that someone got paid to take this photograph.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352041294http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352041294Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:29:47 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpm5odm2U1qbocrho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Your 3D animation skills however, do NOT.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352004996http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10352004996Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:27:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrpm2iUuep1qbocrho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BETRAY STOICISM DISGRACE FAMILY.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10351975139http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10351975139Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:25:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrply96pHt1qbocrho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is as unscary as the Russian Tourism Board could get.</p>http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10351936450http://killorn.tumblr.com/post/10351936450Sun, 18 Sep 2011 01:22:57 -0700