Way more concerned about the placement of the door than I am the ginger in the man-sized diapie.

I will forego the obvious “Pussy Wagon” joke in favor of pointing out that someone got paid to take this photograph.

Your 3D animation skills however, do NOT.

BETRAY STOICISM DISGRACE FAMILY.

This is as unscary as the Russian Tourism Board could get.

KKKids say the darndest things.

Uncle Buck, the documentary.

Market research data provided by Web MD, your trusted source for learning that hangnails are most likely fatal.

The first rule of Tetherball Club is to be smarter than a ball attached to a string attached to a pole. 

Ruined lives / vaginas brought to you by Skechers™

This new Mountain Dew commercial kind of sucks.

Just doing some peesearch, lady.

“Nohing” is Latin for “Everything”

And on 7/9/2009, Brandi took fart-lighting to a whole ‘nother level.

Meet my most revolting personal hero.