The future’s so bright I gotta wear a banana.
(Source: fuckyeahcats)
It’s like an emoticon came to life and then started a family.
I FEAR NOTHING
Burweeto!
OK kids, line up from tallest to flattest face.
We all know at least one person who lives here.
NO PETS ON THE COUCH (unless the couch is outside).
@pickwickmusic has the coolest slumber parties.
This cat has a hardcore case of the Meowndays.
“This season on the Bachelorette, we make it worth watching.”
Got it. Still probably want to get that giant mole shaped like a California Raisin below it checked out though.
CRUCIFY: the worst Kinect game ever.
I was offended by this until I saw that it was buy one get one free Crystal Light.
I somehow feel sorry for the father in this single motherhood scenario.
(Source: jellybelly)
SPOILER ALERT: This is the entire plot of Harmony Korine’s next movie.