THIS IS MY DOG, Y’ALL
cjbenninger:

Morty the Tricerapug

THIS IS MY DOG, Y’ALL

cjbenninger:

Morty the Tricerapug

Poppin’ fresh dong

Poppin’ fresh dong

Because a golf ball through a garden hose is so 2010.

Because a golf ball through a garden hose is so 2010.

That’s quite the combrover.

That’s quite the combrover.

I pity the drool!

I pity the drool!

For @jason_maybe.

For @jason_maybe.

More like cone of TRIUMPH.

More like cone of TRIUMPH.

It’s not often you get to see the exact moment a child’s innocence is lost forever caught on film.

It’s not often you get to see the exact moment a child’s innocence is lost forever caught on film.

I imagine she’ll be using her store credit on choke collars.

I imagine she’ll be using her store credit on choke collars.

Hours of fun for non-drowning cats as well.

Hours of fun for non-drowning cats as well.

Darren is the only person that understands me.

Darren is the only person that understands me.

It all waits for you, single women in your 40s.

It all waits for you, single women in your 40s.

And bury in the backyard in terror, where they will dig themselves out by the light of the moon and murder you in your sleep.

And bury in the backyard in terror, where they will dig themselves out by the light of the moon and murder you in your sleep.

Oyster Bar Stew is a whooole nother kind of dish that men like.

Oyster Bar Stew is a whooole nother kind of dish that men like.